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Dec 27, 2007 2:05:36 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Dec 27, 2007 2:05:36 GMT -5
Sirius: Want some seeds, Winky? Winky: No sir! Winky wouldn't be eating those! Draco: *pops seed into mouth* huh? Sirus and James: *freeze in the act of bringing seeds to their face-holes* What? James: Why wouldn't we eat them? Draco: *stops eating* huh? Winky: Winky is a good House elf. She is not revealing house elf secrets sir! James: is there something...wrong with them? Draco: I feel funny. Sirius: H-how many did you eat, Malfoy? Draco: Just one. I'm not a glutton! I eat things one at a time. it's Manners! *groans* Sirius: uh-oh! Draco: *From his Belly button sprouts three fronds of climbing ivy.* Gah! I'm a plant!!!! Sirius: *dumps seeds into fire*
James: Ha-HA! Thwarted again, Snivellus!
Draco: You watch your tone, Potter! My papa is worth Twelve of you!
Sirius: If Remus were here, he'd say that was shear dumb luck. and since it didn't work, Snape will try again, even more determinedly. Especially since by now he's surely noticed that we've stolen member #3 of Team Green. Expecially since Severus seems to be member #3's Papa...
James: Ssshh! I'm thinking!
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Fred: Hey, guys?
Snape: *in the bushes, searching for clues*
Harry: *rummaging in pack* Yes, Fred?
Fred: WELL, according to the surveillance spells we sent along with our little gift (as per our brilliant plan)well, George: it didn't go as planned. Snape: What? George: well, the first plan rarely does. PLUS, we made it and executed it before we realized Malfoy was missing. Harry: So the seeds didn't work? Fred: oh, they work. WWW are of the highest quality. George: its just that the only one who ate was.......Malfoy. Snape: Blast it! The boy never could refuse sweets! Harry: what do we do now? Snape: Our first priority is Draco's safe Recovery. once he is back with his family, We shall have our sweet sweet vengenace Ten-fold. Harry: right. Snape: Weasleys? Can we count on your assistance? George: Certainly! Sweet Sweet vengeance is much too good-- Fred: we never pass it up. Snape: excellent.
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Dec 27, 2007 3:54:18 GMT -5
Post by Gwenetta on Dec 27, 2007 3:54:18 GMT -5
Draco: Thinking? With what? I doubt there's a brain in there. James: HEY! I HAVE A BRAIN! Sirius: He just forgets how to use it. James: Whose side are you on?! Sirius: Team Red. Duh. James: Psh. Sirius: What are you thinking about? James: How to get back at them for trying to plant-ify us! Sirius: Any ideas? James: I'm THINKING! Draco: That means: NO. Eep! *flower spouts from tip of nose* Sirius: Aw. Hey, Elf-- Winkie: Winkie has a name, sir! Sirius: Yeah, Winkie, how do we fix this? Winkie: Winkie does not know, sir. I is sorry, Mister Snape, sir. Draco: It's okay... *sniffle* I miss Puffy... Sirius: Tell you what, I'll go look for him, okay, little kid? Draco: Psh, it's DRACO. I'm NOT a little kid and will NOT be look down upon as one. Sirius: Geez, fine. I WAS going to help you, but I see Team Red and Team Green will just never be able to get along! Draco: Teams...? Sirius: *huff* James, are you done thinking yet? James: Yes... Sirius: Well!? James: I think it's time I gave my wife a call... Sirius: I don't geddit. James: It's easy, Padfoot, I call her. Sirius: No, no, no. The fact that she's been polyjuiced as Voldemort. It doesn't make any sense at all. James: How so? Sirius: I mean, she's tried to kill Harry all the time... James: HOW DARE YOU! Sirius: Eh? James: That wasn't Lily! That was the REAL Voldemort! Sirius: Wait. There's TWO OF THEM?! Draco: Two Dark Lords? Oh no! ...I miss Puffy. Winkie: Mister Snape, sir? Draco: Winkie? Winkie: Sh...! *finger over lips* Winkie will apparate Mister Snape! Draco: *nods* *apparate* James: What was that? Sirius: DAMMIT! James: PAAAAAADFOOT! Sirius: ...yes, Prongs?
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Draco: Where are we? Winkie: These is Hogwarts kitchens, Mister Snape, sir. Draco: Oh, yeah! Dobby: WINKIE!!! Winkie: Dobby? Dobby: WINKIE WINKIE WINKIE!!! Dobby was being so worried for WINKIE! *hug* Winkie: D-dobby... Dobby: Winkie, Dobby was waiting to do this, but Dobby cannot be waiting no longer! Winkie: What is it? Dobby: *gets down on one knee* Will Winkie marry Dobby? *offers case* Winkie: Gasp! *opens case* Dobby! *hugs Dobby* OF COURSE! OF COURSE WINKIE WILL! Draco: That is the ugliest sock I have ever seen.
((Er, this is the second time I wrote a reply. The first time it sucked so much I couldn't put it up without wanting to cry. Alas, my uncreative brain couldn't think of anything to put for Snape, Harry, Fred, and George... AGAIN.))
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Peronella
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Jan 4, 2008 18:27:55 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Jan 4, 2008 18:27:55 GMT -5
James: Damn! Sirius: yeah. James:Blast! Sirius: Yeah. James: This is all you're fault! Sirius: No! James: You let him get away! Sirius: No! *pout* James: aw, Padfoot, I could never stay mad at you. Sirius: yeah. James: *Sits down Heavily* Time to think of a new plan. Sirius: One that's good, this time I hope. James: Yeah...
****************** Winky: *long pause, surveys the sock* Oh Yes, Dobby, Winky will Marry you!
Dobby *overjoyed* Hooray!!!!!
*elf kisses!*
Dobby: Oh, Winky, Dobby is so Happy Winky has come back to him!
Winky: Winky was expecting Dobby to rescue her.....
Dobby: YES! Dobby was! Dobby had a most Brilliant and daring and dangerous and Brilliant plan! It was inspired by the great wizard Harry Potter! And it most assuredly would have worked! and Dobby was just about to execute it when---well, when Winky rescued herself.
Draco: and me too.
Dobby: yes and the Malfoy Boy too. He wasn't part of Dobby's plan....*sideways glance*
Winky: What was Dobby's Brilliant plan that was inspired by the great wizard Harry Potter that most assuredly would have worked?
Dobby: OH! Dobby almost forgot. *digs around in pocket of tiny cargo pants* *produces set of blueprints*
Winky: *looks over plan* Oh, Dobby, this is a very Brilliant and daring plan! This plan most assuredly would have worked. Winky can see the Heavy influence of the Great Wizard Harry Potter. Oh yes!
Draco: He ain't heavy, He's my Brother.
Winky: Winky did not know that Dobby was such a brilliant Criminal Mastermind!
Dobby: *Blush*
Draco: I'm Hungry.
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George: Back to the drawing board.
Snape: None of these new plans are any good at all *flick of wand, new plan bursts into flames*
Fred: maybe if you didn't burn all the plans....we could improve them...
Snape: Nonsense!
Harry: Couldn't we just go in, wands blazing with no plan at all and no ideas except the notion that this is what we absolutely must do, and assume it will work out?
George:...that could work.
Snape: *rolls eyes* Gryffindors.
Harry: *irritably* Well, have you got any better ideas?
Snape: No. but Fear not, my reckless, angsty son. Cunning plans are my specialty *Slytherin face*
((what's a Slytherin face? It's sexy that's what.))
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Jan 7, 2008 20:45:10 GMT -5
Post by Gwenetta on Jan 7, 2008 20:45:10 GMT -5
Winky: So, what does Dobby do now? Dobby: Dobby will send out groups of house elves to recapture bad father Potter and his goons. Winky: Oh, brilliant, my Dobby! Draco: I. Am. Huuuun. Geeeeer. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. EEP! *flowers sprout from ears* Elf: Would Mr Snape like some carrots? Draco: Do I look like a cannibal to you? Elf: ...some shepherd's pie? ~*~ James: What if we...! Sirius: What? James: Nah... hmmm... Sirius: GASP! I know! James: Yes? Sirius: Let's cosplay!!! James: ...what? Sirius: I can pretend to be Snivellus and you can pretend to be Harry! Then we can just ask the elves to cure Moony and give him back! James: Wow, that's a good idea, Padfoot! Sirius: Seriously! It's been known to happen, after all... We're the invincible- Both: MARAUDERS!!! James: I love us. Sirius: Me too. James: Well, let's have at it, then. Sirius: Woo! ~*~ Sev: I've got it. Harry: Yes, Dad? Sev: We could get these Weasleys to separate those two-- Fred: On it, chap! George: Right o! We've got just the thing! FnG: *evil grin* Sev: *ahem* Yes, and then I could polyjuice myself as Black-- George: That's illegal! Fred: Do you care? George: Not really. Harry: You have polyjuice potion? Sev: I am the Potions MASTER, son. I have EVERY potion I could EVER desire. Harry: Ooooo... Sev: *ahem* Obviously, and then you could disguise yourself as Potter-- Harry: James? Sev: Ye-- Harry: Why can't I have any polyjuice potion? Sev: It's unnecessary. We'll just use a glamour. Harry: Aww... okay, Dad... Sev: Unless you wish to poison him? And I assure you, I would have the greatest sympathy if you did.Harry: No... this is a good idea... So, er, what do we do once we get them separated? George: That's what WWW is for, Harry! Fred: Take your pick among any of of our exclusive revenge collection! Harry: Cool! Sev: Splendid. EDIT: ((I've got three links in here: Yes, Obviously, and... well, you find the third! ))
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Mar 11, 2008 1:45:49 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Mar 11, 2008 1:45:49 GMT -5
Sirius: James, you look creepily like a schoolboy. it's so...unnatural.
James: all those years as mooney kept my skin youthful and dewey. *runs back of hand over his own cheek lovingly. smooths hogwarts uniform*
Sirius: *Surveys himself in mirror* I don't know how Severus manages to enjoy having so MUCH heavy black fabric billowing around him all the time.
James: *tugs at Sirius' Snape-Robes* It really is a good look for him though. Very Fetching.
Sirius: I don't even like to wear pants if I can help it....
James: Well, That's a very fetching look on you. *pulls out eyeliner pencil* Scar me?
Sirius: I'd be delighted. *draws lightning shaped scar on james*
Sirius and James: *check themselves out in the mirror*
James: I think you're right. This is creepy.
Sirius: Never mind. *points at nothing* To Mooney!
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Harry: Glamours feel funny.......
Fred: you look the same.
George: I think he's bigger.
Snape: the eyes are different. *pulls the cork on stored-up polyjuice potion*
Harry: don't you need a piece of Sirius?
Snape: *Glare* Oh I'll get my Piece of Black. Potter too. they'll be in all sorts of pieces.....
Harry:.........I meant for the potion
Snape: oh! yes. Yes.
George: not to worry. We have a bit of him right here. *produces vial*
All:......................
Fred: What? We came by it completely innocently, I assure you.
Harry: ...how?
George: Ah, Harry, I tell you about it someday, mate. It was quite a good joke.
Snape: enough of this. dump it in already. *look away queasily* I hate this part.
Polyjuice potion: *bubbles. turns a bright orange*
Harry: he's orange, huh? hmm.
Snape: Turbulent and thick. Essence of Sirius Black.
Harry:I never knew potions could be so fascinating! Snape: *tears well up in eyes* Oh son! *hugs Harry* I'm so glad you feel that way! I'll teach you ever-so much! Harry: uh...cool... Snape: *still hugging* Harry: Um maybe you should drink Sirius, sir.
Snape: quite right. *Chugs Sirius.*
Harry: how does he taste?
Snape: Like warm grapefruit juice and hot sauce.
Harry: interesting.
Fred and George: *carrying large, nearly-empty sacks* Well we're off to separate them. wish us luck.!
Harry:good luck!
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Draco: *chomp. chew. Chomp. Chew.* mmmmmmmm. You house elves sure can cook.
Dobby: Thats right sir.
**kitchen doors burst open!!!!!**
JamesH: Hello House Elves!!!!! It Is I, Harry Potter!
SiriusS: And. I. Severus. Snape. *in his best monotone*
Dobby: Harry Potter, Sir?
JamesH: That's Right! *flourish*
SiriusS: Relinquish. The. ...BlaggarD. Remus. LuPin. We. Have. Business. With. Him.
Draco: Daddy? Sirius: Yes. My. SoN. Draco: *Exchanges cock-eyed look with Dobby* Dobby: *Exchanges Cock-eyed look with Draco.* Draco:*shrugs* Dobby: *does not shrug.*
James: Well? Produce Moo-- I mean Professor Lupin, if you please.
Dobby: Certainly....sir.
((ok so it's not genius. but it is something!))
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Mar 12, 2008 1:18:53 GMT -5
Post by Gwenetta on Mar 12, 2008 1:18:53 GMT -5
SevB: Have you located them on the map... James? HarryJ: Erm... they're... um... here! In the kitchens! SevB: This will be easier than I thought...
Draco: Dad! Da-deeee! Daaaa-deeeee! SiriusS: Er... Yes, soN... of... MiNe? Draco: I'm so glad you're here! You will not believe how horrible that icky Black was to meee! SiriusS: I'm sure he wasn't TOO horrible... my son... Draco: Oh, but he WAS! He was RUDE and he smelled like a DOG!!! And he made me eat poison seeds!!! SiriusS: I DID N-- *muffled by James* JamesH: Hehehehe, um... Bless you! SiriusS: ...thanks... for catching my... sneeze.... Draco: Daddy? Are you alright? SiriusS: Oh, perfectly, yes. No, actually. I'm feeling a little off so if I act a bit-- Draco: Then you should lay down! SiriusS: No, I-- Draco: Come on, Daddy! *takes his hand and leads him away* JamesH: Idiot... Dobby: Here is your Moony, sir. JamesH: Oh! Please fix him... Dubby!
SiriusS: I don't need any tea, really! I'm fine just laying here... in my potion chamber... Draco: B-bu-bu-but it's RASBERRY!!! SiriusS: Ah! Don't cry! No! I'll drink, I'll drink! *sips* See, look, mmmmm razzzberry! Draco: *sniffle* Good. *sits next to the bed* Heeeey, Dad... SiriusS: Hmm? Draco: My, what pretty hair you have! SiriusS: Why, thank you, son. Draco: Yes, it's not oily at all... SiriusS: W-well, um, I'm trying out a new shampoo brand... Draco: My, what a high voice you have! SiriusS: It's because I'm sick, see? Er... methinks. *cough* Draco: My, what a relatively smaller nose you have! SiriusS: Eheh... nose job... Draco: Oh my Goodness! You're not my Daddy at all! SiriusS: Don't be silly- Draco: You're the Big Bad Wolf that Harry told me about!!! OH NO!!! DADDY MUST BE IN YOUR BELLY!!! SiriusS: What?! Draco: DADDEEEE!!!! DAAAADDEEEEEEEEE! CAAAAN YOOOU HEEAR ME IN THEREEE?!?!
George: Dear Brother, it seems we weren't needed! Fred: An awful shame. We'll just have to help out with the torture then. George: And I was so looking forward to our separation tactics...
SevB: I shall go to my potions chamber and you are to go to the kitchen. HarryJ: Okay, Dad!
((Prepare to meet doubles... And psychotic Draco... XD))
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Mar 12, 2008 17:18:42 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Mar 12, 2008 17:18:42 GMT -5
((this could get confusing......but it's too great to pass up. "er...methinks." XD)) Dobby: Oh yes....Harry Potter SIR...Dobby will fix your Moony right away.... "Moony": Meow *licks self* *is a kitty* JamesH: Excellent you are a most Helpful and Fabulous house-Elf with the most excellent and Fabulous taste in fashion and you are absolutely Amazingly handsome for a house-elf...or for anyone. HarryJ: *makes an enterance, indignantly* I don't talk like that! JamesH: ...self? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Draco: DAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I'll get you out!!!!!! *punches SiriusS in stomach* SiriusS: OW!!!!! You little Twerp! I'll get you!!!!! Draco:*Giant GRAY Eyes* SiriusS: I. Mean. PLease. My. SoN. Punch. Your. Father. NOT. In the. TummY. For I am HE. SeVerusS SnaPE. Draco: are not! SiriusS: AM TOO! Draco: NOT! SiriusS: AM! Draco: NOT!!! SiriusS: AM!!! Draco: NOT!!!!! YOU ATE HIM!!!!! *gut punch* SiriusS: Ooof! Did you ever consider that if I did EAT him, Punching me in the stomache would hurt HIM? Draco:.........*EYES fill with tears* DADDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!! **Enter SnapeB, Struggling to maitain snapey/blackey composure in spite of his distressed boy** SnapeB: Hello...er...Mates! I was wondering if You've seen my best....mate... around here lately. Fellow by the name of JameS...PoTTeR. SiriusB:*understandably dumbstruck at the sight of his identical self standing before him* ...Self? Draco: EEEW!!!! it's Sirus Black! you're so MEAN!!!! *Hyacinth sprouts from ear* ((cause that hasn't happened in a while)) SnapeB: *whisper* Draco... *not whisper* Look, kid, I don't know why you have to be so sensitive. Draco: *tongue* SnapeB: Hey! Watch it, Mister! SiriusS: ME!? What am I doing Here!? I'm HERE! how can I be THERE too!? SnapeB: What are you talking about....er... Snivellus (( )) I am the Great Sirius Black....and you are Snape, the Potions Master. Possibly the greatest most handsome Potions Master Hogwarts has seen these many years.... Sirius: would I say that...? Draco: NO!!!! it's not my Dad!!! it's a BIG BAD WOLF and it ATE my DAD!!!!!!!!!! SnapeB: *rolls eyes* oh my goodness, what terrible news! Don't worry, little Draco, I Sirius Black, shall protect you and help you rescue your father! Draco: you will!? *eyes* SiriusS: that's something I might say......Maybe that is me. maybe I am a big bad wolf.... SnapeB: of course! I am of course a heroic Gryffindor! I always rescue everyone all the time! even if it just causes more trouble. SiriusS: yeah...that's true......but I don't remember eating Snivellus... SnapeB: and Yes I definitely Smell. SiriusS: *identity Crisis* (( <3 ))
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Mar 12, 2008 22:14:28 GMT -5
Post by Gwenetta on Mar 12, 2008 22:14:28 GMT -5
((Can't. Stop. Giggling. <3))
HarryJ: Oi... Jerkwads! It's me! James! JamesH: NO! I'M JAMES!!! ... JamesH: Oh, shit, I mean *voice raises an octave* I'm Harry Snape! Look at my scar! Voldemort gave it to me! Dobby: Dobby is not fooled sir. JamesH: No, I'm Harry! HarryJ: Who is Weasley, Harry? JamesH: ...Arthur? Dobby: THAT IS NOT HARRY'S WHEEZEY!!!!!!! JamesH: Wha-- *tackled by Dobby* Winkie: Go, Dobby, my love! HarryJ: Cageiaticus!!! *James is entrapped in a cage* Dobby: Success! JamesH: I'll get you for that! Meddlesome Brats!!! You can't cage the almighty James Awesome Potter for long! HarryJ: Shut up, Harry. I am James. Dobby, can you please bring me Prof... Moony? Dobby: Dobby will, Ha- James Potter, sir! JamesH: You just wait! I have an ace up my sleeve! HarryJ: Yeah, right. JamesH: I do!!! HarryJ: What is it? JamesH: Like I'm telling YOU. Dobby: Here is the real Moony, sir. Moony: *squeaky voice* Can you fix me now, please? Dobby: Sir? HarryJ: Please. *Dobby waves his fingers around and does house elf magicalness* Lupin: I'm me! Wow, James! You captured Harry! HarryJ: Indeed I did. JamesH: That's Harry!!! I AM JAMES!!!! Lupin: Don't try and trick me, Harry. I know your father when I see him. HarryJ: Let's go capture Snivellus now, Moony! Lupin: Right-o, Prongs! *both run to the doorway, but their paths are blocked by---!!!* Voldemort: Running so soon?
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Mar 13, 2008 2:42:46 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Mar 13, 2008 2:42:46 GMT -5
****DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN****
HarryJ: ACK!!!!! JamesH: GAH!!! Lupin: *Growwwllll* Voldemort: *seizes HarryJ by the back of Collar* James A. Potter! Just WHAT do you think you are doing putting your son in a CAGE!? That's just barbaric! HarryJ: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Nooooooooo! I'm too young to finally be caught by youooouuuuuuooouuu!!!!! A-----wait, What? What did you say? Voldemort: *Grabs HarryJ by ear * Honestly, James! He's just a boy! Cages aren't for little Boys! HarryJ: I'm not James! and I'm NOT a little Boy!
JamesH: *rattles Cage* Oh! It's True! I'm so Helpless in this cage! Just a boy, you know! *rattle Rattle*
HarryJ: Shut Up, you liar!
Voldemort: Don't speak to the darling boy like that! oh, look how adorable he is, in his cage.
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Draco: *Skips over to SnapeB* I'm sorry I called you mean, Mr. Black! You're the nicest kidnapper ever!
SnapeB: *Stares incredulously at Draco. Mutters* Oh, my Boy, you cannot be this dense.
Draco: *Beams Trustingly*
SnapeB: My word. You're never leaving my sight again.
Draco: Huh? *cute*
SnapeB: *lip trembles* Erm, listen...boy...do you think, perhaps, I could....er...hug you?
Draco: Ok Sirius Black! *Spreads arms wide*
SnapeB: *hugs Draco with super daddy love* Oh I was so Worried!
Draco: Huh?
SiriusS: Wait! Don't Go, Heroic Sirius! I seem to have blacked out and Eaten someone. If you can Help this gut-punchy boy, well...can you help me too? *handsome eyes*
SnapeB: arg. Very Well. Stay here, safe and away from eatables and we will return to assist you momentarily.
Sirius: Oh thank you! *curls up into a ball.*
SnapeB: Come along, Draco.
Draco: Ha ha! that's That's what my dad says! That's funny!
SnapeB: *sigh*
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Mar 16, 2008 3:45:12 GMT -5
Post by Gwenetta on Mar 16, 2008 3:45:12 GMT -5
((*pats fluffy Draco on the head* <-- possibly the least cannon in this whole rp. Aawwwww.))
JamesH: Can you let me out? Voldemort: What do you say? JamesH: ...please? Voldemort: That's a good boy. Cageivanishicus! HarryJ: Can you let go of my ear... please? Voldemort: No! Shame on you, for caging this sweet little boy...! *one armed-ly hugs James* JamesH: Oh, it was horrible! I shall be scarred forever! And not just on my forehead! HarryJ: *gasp of realization* *reaches over and smears the scar on James' forehead* ...the arm around James tightens considerably...
SevB: We are here! George: Excellent, mate, how did it go? SevB: Ridiculously easily. Fred: So...? Draco: Sirius, sir, you know the Weasleys? SevB: Draco... I am your father. Draco: *giant sparkly eyes* Reeeeeally? SevB: Yes, Draco! You just seem to get... more and more naive as the day goes on! Are you feeling alright? Draco: The question is, Father, Sir, is Daddy Sevvy going to feel alright when he learns that my real father is Sirius Black... Fred: I think there IS something wrong with your son... George: Want us to have a look at him? SevB: I highly doubt that you're medically trained. Fred: You might think that, but-- George: We most certainly are! Fred: How else do you expect us to heal each other-- George: --when our products go wrong? Draco: There's nothing wrong with... Hey, where did Puffy go? SevB: You may check. Draco: Puffy? PUFFY?! George: Oh, dear... Fred: Blimey.
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Mar 19, 2008 18:57:55 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Mar 19, 2008 18:57:55 GMT -5
((I <3 fluffy Draco. he's a little bit canon....*defensive* >.>)) George: Sit still, Mal-- Draco. you must be examined. Fred: By us. George:Cause we know what we're doing. Fred: we promise SnapeB: *eyebrow^* Draco: BUT PUFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYY why won't you answer me!? where IS he? *sob* SnapeB: *looks around* where IS puffy, Weasleys? Draco: Gone! GONE!!!! He's GONEEEE!!!! Fred: He's not GONE. Draco: ...he-he's not? George: Well, technically he is Gone... Draco: *SOB* SnapeB: Will you pleaSE get to the point and EXPLAIN yourselves before my son melts into a puddle of inconsolability. again. Fred: Puffy's with Lee. Draco: Oh! He'll be safe with Lee!...right? George: Oh of course he will. Lee has an affinity for pygmy puffs. loves 'em, he does. SnapeB: *eyebrow^* Draco: yay! Fred: *quietly to George* we've got to send a message to Lee... George *nods* *to all*: Well, men, What's our next move? SnapeB: Harry has gone to the kitchen's in the guise of JameS PotTeR, but now we must have him back. Draco has been found. Hopefully Harry has managed to procure custody of LUpiN as a bonus. Draco: I miss Harry.... SnapeB: Yes. The Polyjuice disguise, I'm sure will come in handy in the kitchens. I should probably have another dose, as my hour is nearly up. *absently touches his shoulder, flower side. quickly does another shot of Essence of Sirius.* Spicy.... Draco: Huh? Fred: Geez, Draco. Draco: Huh? SnapeB: *hand on Draco's Shoulder* Draco, I am Severus Snape. Your Father. but I am polyjuiced as Sirius black as part of a plan to rescue you from those villians. Draco: *eyes Narrow* I don't think I'll be falling for THAT again, Sirius Black. All:...! George: he seems to be suffering from bouts of lucidity.... Draco: You think I'll just believe EVERY person who tells me they're My Beloved Daddy? First that Big bad wolf, Then Sirius black says he's my dad, THEN Sirius Black says he's my dad pretending to be Sirius Black but not really because he's Really my Dad, Severus Snape!? HA! I'd have to be Awfully stupid to believe that! Again. SnapeB: Gah! *does not like being Sirius Black. His face feels naked and unprotected with Sirus's abnomally small nose. longs to be himself again. Hates Sirius' lame clothes.* Draco, my boy, It is truly I! We had to come up with a plan to rescue you from those villainous blaggards! George: This is better than 'As the Wand Turns'. Fred: *conjures some popcorn* Draco: I wish Harry was here. He'd know what to do. George: maybe you should try to Prove your identity, Professor. Fred: unless you want to waste another hour....*munch* Draco: YEAH!!!! My Daddy Taught me not always to accept things at face value. SnapeB: NOW you remember that lesson? Draco: So if you're my Daddy, then PROVE IT! SnapeB: *offended* NO! I won't! How do I even know you're my SON? Maybe You're the Pretender, Hmm? Fred and George: oooo! Draco: *frowns* SnapeB: No, Sir! You're just a SPY for those nasty jerks Potter and Black! I REFUSE to prove I'm Your Father until YOU prove that You are My SON!!!!! Fred and George: *crunch munch* SnapeB: You're not My Son Draco at all, are you!? Draco: *confused* What? yes I am! SnapeB: No! you're not him! oh where oh WHERE has my little Draco Gone! *anguished cry* Draco: No NO! Don't Cry Daddy! It's ME! It's Draco! I promise! It really is me! SnapeB: Prove it! Draco: Okay...um...My name is Draco Snape and you're my daddy, Severus Snape...and you love me and I love you and you're the best Daddy in the whole world SnapeB: ...Draco? Can it really be you? Draco: Oh Daddy! *throws his arms around SnapeB* yes, it's me, I truly promise it's me! Oh I missed you! SnapeB: Draco!!! Oh I missed you too, my dear Son! I'm So happy you've returned to me! Draco: Daddy.... <3<3<3 SnapeB: Now, Draco, my dear, we must make haste, and collect your brother from the kitchens before my polyjuice wears off! Draco: OK! Fred: that was brilliant. George: bloody brilliant. Snape: That's How Slytherins get things done, Weasleys. George: we should be taking notes. (( click Sevvy's Prove it, for your listening pleasure))
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Post by Gwenetta on Mar 20, 2008 4:25:59 GMT -5
((That was the best thing I have ever read in my whole life ever. I love you. <3<3<3... These bracket threes have become endearing...))
Voldemort: .......James? James1/2H: Um... HarryJ: I'M Harry! I just have a glamor on! THAT is Ja- Voldemort: Silence! ...James! Explain this to me... Why are you impersonating my son? James: Well, I'm simply-- HarryJ: WHAT?! Voldemort: James? James: I'm just... playing a gaaame... Harry: He's trying to trick my dad! He want to h-- Voldemort: Woah, darlings, slow down. *sets them both down* James! James: It's nothing really... just little... um... brawls between the marauders and Snivellus... like in school... Voldemort: James Potter! I am ashamed of you! Jerk! Harry: WHO ARE YOU?! Voldemort: Harry, I am your mother. Harry: ....ah. James: Harry? Harry: .................................well..... Voldemort: Let me explai-- Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Draco: Did you hear that?! George: Sounds like the shriek of teenage angst! Snape: My son! Quickly, Draco, this way! *slams open the door* WHAT IS THIS RUCKUS?! WHERE IS MY SON!? Draco: HARRY!!! *sees Harry crumpled on the floor* Snape: James! How dare you! I never thought you would have conspired with the Dark Lord! *tackles* Voldemort: Black! Snape: Yes, um, guysss. I, Black, have come to rescue Harry from your EVIL Dark Lord clutches... um... Voldemort: Is it? Or were you really trying to continue your stupid revenge war against poor Severus!? Snape: *frozen* Well, yes, I am stupid enough to do that... but I really am just here to rescue Harry... and must come back to torture... Snivellus, later. So, if I could be on my way... your Dark Lordiness, Sir...? Voldemort: Why must you always fight Severus?! I know he's evil now and serves... me, but seriously, it's just because he's tortured inside! He hasn't had that great of a childhood, and I know from reflection that Iiii... Lily wasn't always the most understanding of friends... James: You've been brainwashed and staved off from society much too long! And there's no use hiding! Sirius already knows who you are! Voldemort: I'm wearing this for reconnaissance, James! Shut up! When I meet Severus, I must be able to gather secret information from him for the Order! Of course, I can see that you've completely blown YOUR cover, you half-wit! Snape: ...?!!??!?!!? *doesn't know who it is/ can't comprehend it being Lily/ is freaked out that whoever it is knows so much about him* Voldemort: And YOU, Sirius, how have you escaped Azkaban, you traitor?!
Meanwhile... Draco: Harry, Harry, are you okay?! Harry: *foaming at the mouth* ...evil.........mom.......vold....a woman..........ewww.......blegh.... Fred: Eat this, Harry. *puts tablet in mouth* Draco: What is that? George: Cure to one of our experimental Skiving Snackboxes. Harry: I could never have imagined this in even my worst nightmares. My life is suddenly Star Wars. Fred: I'm sorry, mate. Harry: The enemy was my parent all along... George: Look on the positive side... at least your love interest isn't your twin. Fred: Hey! George: Wrong fic, Freddie. Draco: I don't get it. George: That's alright, Draco. It's all for another time and place. Fred: And fic. Draco: ...okay... Harry: I'm sure we don't want to know. Draco: I miss Puffy. FnG: We know. Draco: Puffy is in Slytherin like me. He's cunning, and ambitious, and a genius. Like me. But he's also really brave, like my big brother. Harry: Er... thanks... Draco: He's a pureblooded Pygmy Puff, too. That's important. Fred: Pygmy Puffs don't have blood-- George: Shhh! Don't tell him... Draco: The point IS: I missed you, Harry... <3 *hug* Harry: I feel a little better now... George: Um, this is cute and fluffy and all (and BORING), but we have some enemies to make revenge upon! Fred: Too true, O brother of mine, let's go! To the ACTION!
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Post by Peronella on Apr 9, 2008 2:43:16 GMT -5
******************* Sirius: *rocking back and forth slightly* Oh Where is Sirius Black? What if someone tasty walks by? Chipped Shot glass: *on Snape's Desk. Trys to look inviting* ******************* SnapeB: Oh! Yes! my...escape. Well it was quite Brilliant and Daring and um...chivalrous..... I used my tremendous gryffindory skills to come up with a plot that was...Daring and Brilliant to escape....heroically. Voldemort: *nods* Makes Sense. SnapeB: *thinks that nothing had ever made less sense*...Er...look here, Mr. Dark Whoever you are...I really must be going. I have a lot of...convict-y affairs to look after. I'm really sorry to have disturbed you...I'll just take the young ones and go... Voldemort: Which young ones? SnapeB: um...all of them? *hopeful* Voldemort: Sirius, I fail to see how your mission would be aided by having the The Malfoy Boy, The Weasley Twins, and Harry Potter trundling after you, getting in the way. Fred: We do NOT Trundle. George: I'm just touched that he wants us with him.... James: No! Padfoot, Don't go!!!! Don't Leave me here with HER!!! *points Dramatically at Voldemort* She's in a right Temper, and here I am in a cage and all, who knows what she'll DO to me! SnapeB: *hates to be this confused.* Now, James...mate...I'm sure it will be fine...I have my orders, you know...for my mission.....and I must carry them out. Voldemort: well THAT'S more like it. At least ONE of you has remembered himself and the importance of what we're doing here. James: But Sugar Snap, I just wanted--- Voldemort: I do NOT want to Hear it James. SnapeB: *inspiration* So, um...ma'am....I must repeat that I really ought to be on my way with the young ones at once in order to complete my mission. There was a slight change of plans. I need them. all four of them. Voldemort: Why? SnapeB:...For the Greater Good! Voldemort: Ah! Very well. you may take them. but Bring Harry back when you're done. SnapeB: It Will be Done. Voldemort: And Don't you Dare bother poor Severus anymore. and if he tries to provoke you, you just ignore him, and get your job done. SnapeB: Severus Never Provokes us. We just like to make his life unpleasant, for fun. and he Never ever does anything mean to us. we're just bad people. I mean....Yes. you can count on me. Voldemort: Very good. I trust you, Sirius. Unlike JAMES! Who can't be left alone for TWO minutes without starting a FIGHT!!!! SnapeB: *Smirks* Yes. Well. I'll be off. Come along, young ones. Let's Away! *sweeps out of the kitchens* Voldemort: Be Safe! I love, you Harry, Darling! See you soon! Harry: ACK! Draco Harry Fred George: *Follow SnapeB out of the kitchens* George: Where are we going? SnapeB: I've got a Dog-Man waiting for himself in my Office. I must Go to him. Draco: Why? Snape: BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE AND I DON'T LIKE TO BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Draco: *bursts into tears* Snape: Oh, I'm sorry Son. I didn't mean it. I'm not feeling myself. it's so hard to sweep about menacingly like an overgrown bat in this body. Draco: *sniff. nose running, dripping off the end of his nose plant* when can we get puffy? SnapeB: Later...I promise. Harry? Harry: *grunt* SnapeB: are you alright? What on earth went on in that kitchen? Harry: I don't want to talk about it. *moody and dark* SnapeB: later then. I'll make you some tea when we get to my office. Harry: *grunt* ************************************* Sirius: *hears someone coming* Oh no! *stomach growls* OH NO!!!! SnapeB and Co.: *Enter* Sirius: Stay Back!!! I'm a monster! I can't control myself!!!! SnapeB: Worry not! for it is I, Sirius Black! I have come to help you, as promised. but first, I need you to tell me a few things.... Sirius: *flings himself on the floor* I know NOTHING!!!! I don't even know WHO I AM anymore!!!!!! SnapeB: Ah, but you know who I am, don't you? Sirius: Yes. SnapeB: then why don't you tell me who I am? Sirius: why, you're...*squints*...you're.....You're SNAPE!!!!!!!! Snape: What? Sirius: I CAN SEE YOUR NOSE GROWING!!!!! YOU LIAR!!!!!! Snape: BLAST! Fred: Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you, you're hour's up.... Snape: *death Glare with cold black Eyes* ((you should probably click Let's Away.)) ((oh yeah...sorry. I didn't want to be in the kitchen anymore. It will still be there when we get back...))
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Post by Gwenetta on May 24, 2008 0:24:07 GMT -5
Sirius: So-so-so if I am the BIG BAD WOLF and y-you are Snivellus... then... then... THEN...!!! Draco: Where is Mister Black? Sirius: Exactly! Draco: Hmmm... what a conundrum! It's just like a murder mystery! Sirius: B-b-but then, who got murdered?! Draco: Who? I wonder... It must be... Weasley! Harry: What? FrednGeorge: What!? Draco: No, no, the other one! Harry: Ron? Draco: That one! Sirius: Oh! But I rather liked him! He was a great friend to Harry after I tore his leg-- Oh Godric! I AM a big bad wolf!!! I must have been trying to eat him! Draco: Yes, yes, enough of that! Now, for the murderer...! Harry: Hold on! What about Ron? Draco: He's murdered, Harry! Pay attention! Harry: No, he's not. Draco: YES HE IS! Fred: Look Draco, as much fun as it is to tell stories, condeming others to death is ju-- Draco: Nooooo! He's DEAD! We HAVE to find the murderer and his hostages!!! Fred: Hostages? Draco: SIRIUS AND PUFFFEEEEEE! Pay attention! Sirius: Oooh, I'm getting hungry... Snape: *takes this opportunity to bring himself back into the conversation* This is ALL so Very InterESTing, buT I MuST inteRRupT. Fred: George? Sirius: OH NO!!! Draco: Oy, PAY ATTENTION TO ME! Snape: ChildREN! Fred: Where's George?! Draco: ANOTHER VICTIM!!! Sirius: Quickly! Get out before I eat YOUUU! Harry: *rolls his eyes at the nonsense* Snape: AAAAHEM?! Sirius: RRrrraWWWRRRSDHFLKFNSSNARL!!! *pounces on Snape and proceeds to chew on his scalp* Snape: SWEET JESUS! BLAST! MERLIN'S NUTSACK! RELEASE MY BRAIN FROM YOUR INSUFFERABLE JAWS! CEASE! CONTROL your EMOTIONS!!! DISIPLINE your MIND!!!!Draco: Ai-yeeee! It's the big bad wolffff~~~!!! *hides under the desk* Harry: DAD! *waves wand* EXPELLIARMUS!!! Fred: GEORGE!!! WHERE ARE YOU?! *running around in panicked circles* Meanwhile... Hermione: Honestly Ronald, Harry would tell us if he had suddenly found his father, hated him, then gotten adopted by someone unexpected AND got a brother! Where did you hear such a misconstruied rumor? Ron: I'unno... *shrugging* I was just hanging out by th-- George: RON! Hermione: Um... Fr-George? George: You're alive! Ron: ...um... as far as I know...? George: Come on, then! Hermione: Excuse me? We were just on our way to the common room to study for our History of Magic Exam tomorrow, WEREN'T we, RONALD? Ron: W-well, yeah... B-but if it's important...? George: Yes. HURRY! *takes off running, Ron following* Hermione: *huffy* Oh, HONESTLY. *follows them* James: Lily, baby, is it getting HOT in this cage or what? Vold: ACK! Don't you give away my secret identity! James: Ahaha! Haaahaha! AAAAahahahaha! Vold: What?! James: Y-you said t-titty!!! Vold: Why did I ever chose you over Severus? James: *pouts* Oh, now don't say that, babeh! We're meant to beee! Vold: I'm not so sure, James. James: I'll prove it! Vold: Well? James: Come 'ere. *beckons with a finger* Vold: *goes to the cage* What? James grabs Lily by the front of her Voldy robes and snogs her!
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