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Dec 23, 2007 5:00:26 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Dec 23, 2007 5:00:26 GMT -5
((you're up there with perfection too. Snape:I say! I laughed my ass off for some reason. And of course snakey pimp stick. XD My anti-father. it's all Gold! (silver, too)))
Snape: *gruffly* well, lets go boys, To The Crime Lab! ...I mean my office.
Harry and Draco: hooray!
*The angry trio makes their exit with two stuck out tongues and one sweeping cape.*
Sirius: Ok, right, I don't---hey James? uh, are we worried yet?
James: Pfft.
Lupin: *changes back to shabby, pretty self* look the moon disapeared! yay-hooray!
Sirius: Remus, are you worried? *looks around nervously*
James: pfft.
Lupin: okay see heres the thing, James. This is probably not so much a "pfft" situation.
James: oh puh-lease! The Invincible Marauders vs. Snivvelus the slimy, Harry the whiny and Draco the seemingly useful but ultimately ineffective. not worried.
Trelawney: um, about that "invincible" thing. Maybe you should...
James: Plus! WE have a Seer on our side, right, Sibyll?
Trelawney: *giggles* you betcha.
Remus: *ever-ingnored voice of reason* Right but See I think you may be underestimating. I mean yes, Draco is pretty much what you say, but Harry and Severus, Well, thise are two guys who know how to get things done. Seriously.
James: Pfft. Sirius: Me-ly? *is worried*
****************************************** In the Crime lab, I mean Snape's office.
Snape: *seems to be in quite the tizzy, pacing around office, muttering*
Draco: His calm facade has shattered, it seems, Potter. Harry: can you blame him? it was a dirty trick. Draco: do you think we'll really get our vengeance? Harry: OUR? Draco: of course. we're a family, You mess with My Snape, you mess with me. Harry: Me too. and yes. We'll get it. Once he calms down. Believe me, I've seen that potions book of his. yikes.
Snape: muttermuttervillianouspigs!muttermuttermutter
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Dec 23, 2007 5:00:48 GMT -5
Post by Gwenetta on Dec 23, 2007 5:00:48 GMT -5
Harry: And I told you, it's not Potter. Draco: ...this is going to be difficult to get used to... being brothers and all... Harry: So... D-r-r-r-r-raaa-c-ooo... Draco: Yeah? Harry: NOOOOT Malfoy... Draco: Yeah... Harry: Draco Snape... Draco: Yuck. Harry: Erm... *awkward silence* Severus: And if I... Hmmm... what if... Draco: But this is a secret. Harry: WHAT?! Draco: We can't tell anybody... Harry: WHY NOOOOT?! Draco: ...I don't remember... Harry: So, let's tell everyone! ~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~**~~*
Lupin: So... is Lily really alive? James: Of course. Sirius: Seriously?! Lupin: Shaddup, Padfoot. James: Yeah. She's only been polyjuiced as *whisperwhisperwhisper* for the last 17 years. Sirius: ... Lupin: NO! James: Yep. Sirius: ... Lupin: NO #$(&$# WAAAAY @(#$(@# @#($&@ !!!! #((!~!!!!! (*%%*#!!! (&%#(%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, $#%$#!!!!! God friggin $#%#~!!! James: Yes, yes, no, and absolutely. Sirius: ... Lupin: Friggin #^$%--- *muffled* James: Cut it out. Sirius: ... James: Sirius, are you okay? Sirius: ...Jeez... James: Sirius? Sirius: I can't believe it... James: I know, right? Lupin: *muffled noises* Sirius: Polyjuiced as Voldemort... Daaaaamn....
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Dec 23, 2007 5:02:04 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Dec 23, 2007 5:02:04 GMT -5
******************* harry: Um, Daddy, sir?
Snape: *sits with head down on desk.*
Bottle of Tequila: *sits next to Snape with it's friend the chipped shot glass. The worm sits in the bottom waiting.*
Chipped Shot glass: *Says Wimbourne Wasps on it*
Worm in the bottle: *wonders if Snape will drink him. Hopes so.*
Draco: um, papa? Harry: papa? *snicker*
Snape: What? *Head up, picks up bottle and downs what's left in it in one swallow. (Worm: Yay!) (Chipped shot glass:*lonely*)*
Harry: We were wondering...since it's been a few hours....if we were going to, you know, have our Sweet Sweet Vengeance yet?
Snape: *stands up* That's right! But lets not forget, boys, Revenge is a dish best served cold. *hard edged consonants (heretofore to be known as HEC for promptitude) in true Snape Form. Say it out loud you know you wanna.*
Draco and Harry:*squeee*^.^
Snape: Indeed. We must take a trip to Hogsmeade. Put on your cloaks, my dears, I don't want you to catch a chill.
Harry and Draco: Hooray! <3 !
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Trelawney: >,> Aw yes...I knew that. I was merely holding back for the sake of your delicate psyches.
James: Of course you were dear.
Trelawney: *giggle*
Sirius: So what do we do now?
Filch: I for one am going to go sweep the thrid floor corridor before that greasy angry man and his mangy little sidekicks return to voodoo the knickers off you all.
Sirius: Wait!
James: *whispers* Let him go. He'll be back.
Lupin. Right so we're clearly not going to get the hell out of here as I have many times recommended. So I'm hungry. lets go down to the kitchens.
Sirius: Arf! I mean, Yes! James: ok. But I'M the Leader, Got it? *stalks to the front*
Trelawney: yum.
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Dec 23, 2007 5:04:59 GMT -5
Post by Gwenetta on Dec 23, 2007 5:04:59 GMT -5
Draco: Daddy! Sev: Yes, my son? Draco: Can we get some butter beers? Sev: Not right now. Draco: Puh-leaaaaase, Daddy? *puppy dog eyes* Sev: Oh.. well... *tries to resist* Alright... Draco: YAY! Harry: Wow... Draco: *whispers* Listen Harry, if you want something, just call him Daddy and look REAL cute! Harry: I see... *stores important info for later* Sev: Here are your butter beers. Let us continue. Harry: D-dad? Sev: Yes, Harry? Harry: Where are we going? Sev: You shall see... Harry: OOOOOOO! Draco: NO WAY! Harry: YAY! Draco: HERE!? I refuse to go in there, Daddy! Sev: Come now Draco. Your very own brother if Gryffindor. You can at least stand to be in a place like this. Harry: Yeah, Dracey! This place rocks! Draco: ...okay. *All walk into WWW*
James: TO THE KITCHENS! Lupin: We've already said that. Sirius: Seriously! *gets whacked over the head* James: Just recapping. Lupin: Why? James: I'm the leader. It's my job. Lupin: *sigh* James: TICKLE the PEAR~! Lupin: *sigh* Sirius: Oi HOUSE ELVES!!! Elves: *look up in frightful surprise* James: Make us a FEAST! Lupin: *sigh*
Trelawney: *mutters incoherently* donteatthefooddonteatthefooddonteatthefooddonteatthefood... James: What was that, dear? Trlawney: *blinks* Hmm? What? What was what?
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Dec 23, 2007 5:06:23 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Dec 23, 2007 5:06:23 GMT -5
House Elf 1: h-h-hello, ..sirs. Welcome to the Hogwarts kitchens.
Remus: Hello! thank you. Do you think I could get some raw meat please?
H.E.1: Why Certainly, Sir.
Sirius: *Nervously* I thought I heard Trelawney say something....but I don't know what it was. but it might have been something.
James: it was probably nothing. Hello, my Elvesy friends. Please Prepare for us a feast fit for a group pf warriors, on their way to battle. but not a very hard battle. lets not go nuts.
Sirus: *sniffs the air* I don't know, guys... theres tons of hiding places here. and Some of these elves look...shifty.
James: No they don't! they look elfy!
Lupin: *chomping on meat. paying no attention.*
Sirius: What about that one with the long nose and big giant eyes. and the socks on?
James: he's cute.
Sock elf: thank you...sir
Lupin: *twitch*
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George: Look! Its Harry!
Fred: Harry! Our Favorite secret benefactor!
Fred and George: WELCOME!!!
Fred: What can we do for you? *notices Draco and Snape* wha--
George: ....uh, and Malfoy and Snape. What can we do for you two fine gentlemen...who are here with....Harry Potter....our favorite secret benefactor.
Harry: Hey guys, be cool. They're with me. We're friends now.
Fred: *Narrows eyes suspiciously* Lee, could you please check if Malfoy is holding a knife to Harry's back please?
Lee Jordan: Certainly.
George: Now, Now, Fred. It's not every day We get so venerable a guest as our favorite potions master, Severus Snape. *claps Snape on the shoulder* Welcome, Sir. *Grin*
Harry: *smiles uneasily*
Draco: AAAH!!!! *leaps into the air* What's happening What's happening!?
Harry: Well, Bro, you've got pigeons flying out of your bum. *glance at Fred and Lee*
Fred and Lee: *hands behind Backs*
DRaco: Wahhh!
Harry: *Scalp tinglies. He suddenly realized this is because out of his head is growing a glorious head of bright blue feathers, growing rapidly longer and brighter*
Snape: Gah! *a single, tall, beautiful sunflower had sprouted from his Shoulder, Growing majestically higher and settling a few feet above his head, leaning slightly* What is the Meaning of this, Weasley and Weasley and Jordan!?
Weasley and Weasley and Jordan: *grinning wildly*
George: we thought your ensemble needed a bit of color, professor.
Snape: *growl*
Harry: *Molts* aw! my beautiful plumage.
Draco: *waves to his pigeons as they fly out the door*
Snape: *growls*
Fred: Oh now, 'fess, Don't be cross. That was the warmest welcome we have here at The Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Any friend of Harry's is a friend of ours.
Draco: We're family, now.
Fred: are you really? hmm.
Snape: When will this * gestures at his sunflower, stumbles to regain his balance as the sunflower sways* be gone?
Fred, George, Lee: *look at each other*
Fred: Ah, well, Seeing as we, as previously mentioned, don't usually get customers as respectable as you... George:...we used one of our newer products on you. heh.
Snape: HOW new?
Fred and George: Prototype.
Snape: * sways with the flower again* I see.
Fred: So, in the meantime, What can We Do for you, good sirs?
Snape: *leans forward dangerously* Vengeance *flower sways*
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Dec 23, 2007 5:09:39 GMT -5
Post by Gwenetta on Dec 23, 2007 5:09:39 GMT -5
Sirius: I have a bad feeling about this, guys... Lupin: *munch* James: Pfft, whatever. Lupin: *chomp* Sirius: No, really! James: Seriously? Sirius: Jaaaaames... James: Dude, Moony, what's with the raw meat, man? Lupin: It was a sudden inclination... er... wha...? Sirius: Oh my gawd! Lupin: What's... happening... to me? Twelaney: GASP James: DUDE!!!! YOU'RE A HOUSE ELF!!! Lupin: *squeaky voice* Daaaang... wtf? Sirius: So THAT'S where house elves come from...
George: Oh come now is this any reason- Fred: -to have vengeance? George: I mean, it's just a flower. Fred: Exactly! Snape: No, no, not against YOU... *teeters* George: Oh, well that changes things... Fred: What level of vengeance is this? Harry: It's a level 6. Fred and George: Excellent. George: Come right this way... Draco: What IS all this stuff? Gred: Our new top of the line equipment- Forge: -for the purposes of revenge making... Harry: Neat-o. Draco: Spectacular. Snape: I say. *falls over, flower crushing him* Lee Jordan: Whoops.
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Dec 23, 2007 5:11:49 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Dec 23, 2007 5:11:49 GMT -5
Snape: *recovering from flowercrush**sways* When will THIS take its leave--?(HEC. oh yeah.)
Fred: Professor Snape, I don't think you realize what a marvelous piece of magical engineering you are experiencing. George: that flower is really and truly growing healthily and Hardily from your shoulder!
Snape:*reaching up to grasp the flower stalk* Well then, I'll just pull it up then.
Lee: I wouldn't if I were you.
Snape: oh, pish-tosh. *pauses* ...why?
George: Well, my dear Professor, that's the beauty of it. it's root system goes deep into your body, Fred:We think it's part of your nervous system. George: *bops the flower in the head with a stick from behind him* Snape: OW! FredandGeorge:Interesting.
Snape: *silent rage*
Fred: impressive isn't it? George: We even had an esteemed outside herbology consultant collaborate with us. Fred: for maximum product quality.
Snape:*Silent Rage* Draco:*Helpfully* who was your esteemed consultant? maybe he can help.
Fred: Neville Longbottom-- George: Herbologist extraordinaire-- Fred: but He's out of town-- George: so terribly sorry.
Snape: *Loud Rage* LONGBOTTOM!? AAAAAAaaaarrrrrRRRAaaRRGGGHH!!
George: he took that well.
Snape: HoW am I SupPoseD to be RID oF this DecoraTIVE MeNACE
Fred: Now Prof, I think you're getting distracted from the most important matter at hand.
Snape: AM I!? And What would THAT be?
Fred George Lee Harry Draco: Vengeance
Snape: Oh yeah...
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Sirius:*horror* James:*agog* Trelawney:*in a trance*
Lupin:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa... ...... *is involuntary crowd-surfed to the back of the kitchens for deprogramming*
Sirius:*horror* James:*agog* Trelawny:*abruptly out of trance*Oh My! Fellows, We must be very wary of these elves!
Sirus:gah! James: You could have told us that BEFORE!!!
Trelawney: nuh-uh.
Sirius:WHAT DO WE DO!? MOOOOOOONY!!!
James: Sirius, SSSH! look! .....*horror*...What are they DOING!?
Sirius: ...I...They're making ranks! James: ...like an Army?
*The Elves were aranging themselves for battle.*
Sirius and James: *too dumbstruck to run like they should* Trelawney: *already gone*
*now it's too late*
The Sinister elf with the socks on: *stands at the front of his Army* Greetings, Sirs. Welcome to the Hogwarts Kitchens. Dobby is very Pleased to do this favor that the great Harry Potter has asked of him.
James:*slaps forehead* DOBBY! that's right! with the SOCKS! I should have known that, I knew I knew SOMETHING! Sirius: turns out: not much. James: *elbow sirius in the head* So are you going to kill us? or what?
Dobby: Dobby was not asked to kill, sir, oh no, not at all. Dobby was merely asked to capture. Harry Potter is a great wizard sir, and when He asked Dobby to capture and detain his enemies, Dobby is happy to do so. Now Harry Potter and His Sevvy will have their sweet sweet revenge.
James:...
Dobby: ATTACK!!!!
Elves: *ATTACK*
Sirius and James: *mobbed by tiny house elves in clean, white tea-towels stamped with the Hogwarts crest.* Waahh!
((long, I know. even longer cause of all the spaces. sorry))
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Dec 23, 2007 5:23:52 GMT -5
Post by Gwenetta on Dec 23, 2007 5:23:52 GMT -5
Snape: Well?! George: Like the feel of that flower? Snape: Is that a trick question? Fred: *grins evilly* Snape: ...oh! Fred: We could serve them up a nice dinner salad, hm?
Draco: Oi, look at that! Harry: What? Draco: Ooooooooo~! Harry: What… a pygmy puff? Are you for real? Draco: Look how CUTE they are, Po-- Harry! Harry: Er… yeah. Draco: *sparkly eyes* Harry: …want one? Draco: Huh? Harry: I get everything free here, so… um… Draco: YES! *glomps Harry in brotherly comradery* Harry: *pats Draco’s back, blushing with brotherly love*
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James: Eeek!!! Sirius: Heeeeelp meeeeeeeeeee! What did I do to deserve this?! It was all JAMES!!! I’VE BEEN A GREAT GODFATHER!!! REMEMBER BOOK 3?! 4?! 5?! GODDAMMIT HARRY, THIS IS NOT FAIR! Trewlaney: Oh, the poor dears. Whatever shall I do? House elves! HOUSE ELVES! DO LISTEN TO ME! *shrieks:* LISTEN TOOO MEEEE! Elves: *pause* Trelawney: …um… *cough*… the- THE GRIM! THE GRIM!!!! I SEE THE GRIM IN ALL OF YOUR FUTURES!!! IF YOU CONTINUE THIS RUCKUS, YOU MOST CERTAINLY WILL BE DOOOOOOOMED!!! Elves: *stare incredulously at her* James and Sirius: *break free in this pause of concentration* James: LET’S DITCH! Sirius: WAIT! What about MOONY?! James: What about him? Sirius: PRONGS!!! James: Oh, alright… *swishes wand and stuns elves... magically* Elves: NO! Dobby: BAD DOBBY! Letting Harry Potter's Father go... BAD BAD BADBADBADBABDBABABDBBDBBABDDBABBBBADBDBADBABABDBDBABABABADBABDBABDB!!!!! *would be hurting himself if he could* Sirius: *grabs Lupin* All except elves escape.
James: *angry* They've taken it to the next level. Sirius: Uh-oh. James: We are SO going to get them back for this!!! Sirius: Whoopsie... Trelawney: *giggles nervously* James: What's wrong NOW? Sirius: This isn't Lupin. James: Well? Who is it? Elf: Me is called Winkie, sirs. You can never wins against Dobby, sirs, Dobby knows what he is doing. We all is trusting in Dobby!!! James: *sigh* Dammit.
((BROTHERLY HARRY AND DRACOOOO... *squee* Awwwww! Not ship. Not rivals. Not "friends".... Brothers!!! *happy*))
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Dec 23, 2007 6:30:27 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Dec 23, 2007 6:30:27 GMT -5
((ooooh the marauders have made a powerful enemy today, sirs, yes they have. I LOVE that. the elves will have their day.))((XD Trelawny! With The Grim! And the elves are like wtf! XD))
Sirius: *whimper* Moony...! James: ....so...Winky, no chance you'll be a turncoat and side with us is there? Winky: No, Sir! Never Sir! Winky is always being a good house elf. Even when others is accusing her of not! *little fist balled up* James: Dang. Sirius: I was a good godfather...*sniffle* You were bad, James. You've crossed Severus for the last time. he'll have us for sure, this time *sniff, snort* Now he's got Harry, too. I L-L-Looove Harryyyyyy-y-y-y *sob* James: Oh snap out of it, Sirius! You spent 12 years in the scariest most horrific place known to wizard(or any) kind, and a little Prank War has you blubbering like a girl!?
Sirius:*sniffle* H-has not!
James: Cheer up, buddy! Their Team's taken a prisoner. Does OUR team have a Prisoner? NO! we're behind!
Sirius: If Remus were here, He'd say that This is not a game, and that we are not teams, and That Severus Snape is perfectly capable of exacting his perfect revenge upon us and we should be much more careful. But He CAN'T! Because the Other Team Took Him PRISONER!!!!!!!!!!!!*howls*
James: *slaps Sirius* Sirius: Thanks, man, I needed that. Now, Let's get these Jokers! Red Team, Suckas! James: anytime, bff. Now lets go find Trelawney. We're outnumbered.
*** Draco: Puff, puff, puffy puff, puffily puffily puffy puff puff! <3 <3 <3 Harry:*thinking* *I can't believe he's so happy. * Snape:*whispers with the twins* Harry:*feels like he should be in on the planning. pats Draco on the head and wanders over* Draco: Daddy! look! This is Puffy, the Pygmy Puff! Harry got him for me!
Snape: oh, yes, that's lovely Draco. *to Harry* Harry, quit getting him stuff. he only plays with them for a few days. then they just end up in the closet in my office. I haven't seen my good coat in since Christmas.
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Dec 23, 2007 18:56:19 GMT -5
Post by naisin on Dec 23, 2007 18:56:19 GMT -5
*claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapssss* 1. To strike the palms of the hands together with a sudden explosive sound, as in applauding. 2. To come together suddenly with a sharp sound. screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw Flanders screw screw Flanders
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Dec 24, 2007 0:06:23 GMT -5
Post by Gwenetta on Dec 24, 2007 0:06:23 GMT -5
((Too short, Nai, sorry. Please edit that post to be longer... and no "screw flanders"ing either. I love you, Nai.))
Meanwhile, Trelawney was still with the elves.
Trelawney: Hello elves. Dobby: YOU IS TAKING DOBBY'S WINKIEEEEEEE!!! Trelawney: I believe it was you who first took Professor Lupin-- Dobby: WINKIE IS BEING TAKEN BY THE ENEMIES OF HARRY POTTER!!!!! Trelawney: LOOK! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! THEY THOUGHT WINKIE WAS LUPIN!!! Elves: *stunned silence* Dobby: How we be getting Winkie back then, ma'am? Tre: Give Professor Lupin back. Dobby: But Dobby cannot betray his Harry! Dobby cannot! Tre: What is more important to you then, elf? Dobby: Between Harry Potter and Winkie?! <And in that moment came a time of reckoning for the little elf.>
Sirius: So how are we gonna get him back, man? James: We need to find a hostage... Sirius: Great! ...who? James: I've heard that Snape has always been close to the Malfoys... Sirius: ...wicked. Winkie: Gasps! *neglects to mention that SHE is a hostage* *20 minutes later find them outside of Hogwarts after having snuck into Harry's dorm and nicking back his cloak and map.* James: Malfoy... Malfoy... DAMN! Sirius: What? James: I can't find him! What's his first name? Sirius: I believe it was Draco- James: *GASP!!!* Snape! Sirius: Hmm? James: His name is Draco SNAPE! Sirius: Seriously? James: ...must you always?
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Draco: Puffy! *hug* Puffy: *puff* Squeek! Draco: I love you, Puffy!
<behind some bushes> James: *whispers* Accio puffy-thing! Sirius: *giggles*
Draco: Puf-- Hey! Where are you going? Puffy: *squee* Draco: Come back here, silly Puffy! Puffy: *squeeek* <into bushes> Draco: Puffy! *crawls into bushes after Puffy*
Sirius: Gotcha! James: Silencio! *all apparate*
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Meanwhile: Harry: Okay, Dad, I won't. Snape: Good. Now, salad? Harry: How would we get them to eat it? George: We were thinking that maybe we could put the seeds in a bag-- Fred: And mislabel them. George: Dip them in chocolate or something. Fred: Make it look like a bird (girl) sent it to them. Snape: ... Harry: See? Told you they were experts. Snape: One problem. FnG: WHAT? Snape: Who should we make it from? *the conspirators have yet to notice the absence of Draco...*
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Dec 24, 2007 4:20:10 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Dec 24, 2007 4:20:10 GMT -5
(( The Green Team's Equivalent of Lupin is Draco. (I can' t believe how well that worked out. : D ))) ((Oh yeah, "come back here, silly Puffy!" XD!!!!!!))
Dobby: *stands quietly, pensive*
Trelawney: The inner eye does not have all day.
Dobby: *considers. ~Winky is his Friend. He's nursed her back from many a drinking binge. But Harry Potter is Harry Potter, The Kindest, Greatest, Most Benevolent Wizard Dobby Had Ever Known. And NO ONE Could EVER Make Him Betray Harry Potter! NOT EVER. But he would not betray Winky either. Oh no, no sir.~*
Trelawney:.......?.....
Dobby: *looks up, face intent, stony* No Deal. *Turns on his heal, and sock-skates up the kitchen to his War Room*
Trelawney: crap. *leaves hostile kitchen in search of handsome man-candy marauders*
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House elf #1: what is Dobby going to do now?
Dobby: No one is going to be intimidating Dobby, No sir. The house elves of Hogwarts is not going to be pushed around by the likes of them, Blimpie. We is a proud race. We is going to have our Vengeance.
Blimpie: and Winky?
Dobby: Dobby does not worry for Winky. We is going to be rescuing her, but we is not going to give up Lupie. Dobby will carry out his task for Harry Potter.
Blimpie: *impressed*
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James: got him! Sirius: Finally! something goes right.
Draco: mmmmf! *kick*
James: Locomotor mortis!
Draco: *legs frozen* *not silent* HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sirius: What? You Green bastards stole my MOONY!!!! Draco: huh? James: The elves.
Draco......Oh! They got Harry's message did they? That Dobby will do anything for Harry. I remember when he followed me around for a whole year. That sure was freaky. Daddy used to hit him with his snakey pimp stick too. poor little guy. I'm glad he found a nice new family, just like I did. *deamily*
James: Are you finished?
Draco: Yes, Yes I am.
Sirius: Talk, Snake-boy! What has Become of MOONY!? Draco...I dunno. Sirius: *Draws Wand* TALK!!!!
Draco: You're mean! Wait 'till I tell my papa on you! *whimpers*
Sirius: oh, hey, don't cry. I didn't mean that Snake-boy thing. Draco:*cries* Sirius: Aw, hey now, knock it off, bud, we're nice guys, we're not gonna hurt you. there, there. *pats Draco's shoulder*
Draco: *bites Sirius* Sirius:AH! f--JAMES! He bit me! the little monster bit me! James: well, what do you expect? we kidnapped him. He doesn't like us. Sirius: but I like to be liked. James: just our luck, we nabbed the most useless one.
Trelawney: *enters* Boys! I missed you!
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Snape: *taps his pen on the counter* Harry: Well, it would have to be someone they'll believe it's from. Snape: won't be hard. Harry: but still, we can't just pick anybody. Snape: as you may know, I, um, don't get out much. I don't know many ladies... Harry: you know Professor McGonagall. Snape: Gah! what are you implying? George: I always thought she was a lovely woman. all:...
Snape: irrellevant. Minerva has too much class for those monkeys.
Fred: We know ladies. Lee: Yeah. loads. George: It comes with being devilishly handsome and independently wealthy.
Snape:...indeed...
((AW! Dobby found a nice new family, just like Draco <3))
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Gwenetta
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Hiwatari Satoshi / Yoshikawa (Kei) Megumi / Mr. Jatho / Sabaku no Gaara[A:1]
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Dec 24, 2007 15:46:38 GMT -5
Post by Gwenetta on Dec 24, 2007 15:46:38 GMT -5
Fred: Not that that matters. George: Hunh? Fred: We may be devilishly handsome and independently wealthy, but-- George: --they aren't! Right. Fred: So-- George: So-- FnG: We'll just have to go with the classic! Snape: What is this classic? FnG: *identical evil grins* Fred: Well really... it's the old classic-- George: --with a little bit of a twist. Snape: *wonders when they'll stop speaking in riddles and just bleepin say it...* Harry: *feels something is off* Hey... Dad? Snape: Yes, my son? FnG: SON?! Snape: Have you got a problem with that? George: No, no, no- Fred: So THAT'S what you meant by family! Snape: Obviously.Harry: Dad! Snape: Don't take that tone with me, Harry. Harry: *sigh* ~*~ Draco: Let me go! Sirius: Not after you bit me like that. Say you're sorry! Draco: Let me go and gimme back Puffy! James: Pfft. Tre: Look what I found on my way here! The Inner Eye must have guided me to it, so that you could surely get it! James: What?! Is it cool? Tre: *hands plain brown sack* James: *opens: reveals red and gold sack and note* Sirius: "To the two most gorgeous and delightful men we've ever seen, some chocolate covered sunflower seeds! We hope you will most enjoy them! Love, your twin secret admirers!" James: Twins! Sirius: Secret! Lupin (or, what everyone knew he would say if he were there): Chocolate! ~*~ Gred: The beauty of it is, it's mostly all true! Forge: Yeah! We're twins-- Gred: --as pranksters, we certainly admire them-- Forge: --it's a secret who we are-- Gred: --the seeds really are covered in ch-- Snape: I comprehend it already! *mutters* Always dreadfully repeating themselves... Harry: Yes, well... I hope... it... *blink* Dad? Snape: Yes, Harry? Harry: I'm not sure, I just think maybe- and I know he's not a child anymore- that maybe... something happened to Draco Snape: WHAT?! WHERE IS HE? Happy: ...I don't know... Snape: Draco! Papa will come save you! ((Linked sentence: Obviously.))
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Peronella
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Martin Gardner / Souma Aayame
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Dec 26, 2007 1:25:12 GMT -5
Post by Peronella on Dec 26, 2007 1:25:12 GMT -5
Draco: PUFFFYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: *puts the chocolates down* OH For goodness sake, Sirius, just give him the bloody Pom-pom! Draco: he's a Pygmy PUFF! Sirius:*Rumages in his pockets* .....I don't have it.... Draco: AH!? James: yes you do. You must, because I don't have it. Draco: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! PAPAAAAAA! SAVE MEEEEE! THEY KILLED PPPPPUUUUUUFFFFFFIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Sirius: *upset* We killed him? oh no!
Draco: *WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!*
James: SSSHHHHH!!!! It's not DEAD! it's just ...not...here.
Draco: *SOB* Sirius: Don't worry We'll find it! Draco: HIM!!! Sirius. We'll find him
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Snape: DRACO! Can you hear me!? Harry: Draaaaacoooo!? Snape: *flower rocking in the breeze* Blast!
Harry: Look! *points. index finger has little sprout growing from it.(Fred: I told you not to touch them. George: casualty of war, mate.) sprout waggles in the breeze*
Snape: What? What is it?
Harry:There, on the grass! It's Puffy!
Snape:Oh great, he's lost him already!
Harry: come here, Puffy! *scoops puffy up and places him lovingly into his pocket * good boy, Puffy!
Snape: *anguished* but Where is my Draco? wheres my boy!?
Harry: Don't worry, Daddy. *Hugs Snape comfortingly* We'll find him.
Snape: *comforted* That's right! You and I Harry, we are men who know how to get things done. Draco needs us! Off we go!
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Gwenetta
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Dec 26, 2007 15:16:30 GMT -5
Post by Gwenetta on Dec 26, 2007 15:16:30 GMT -5
Draco: Puuuuuuuuffy... I want my Puffy! PUFFY!!! *wails* James: Oh, God! Shut him up already! Sirius: Shush, shush, little boy, um... Um... Oh! You want some chocolate-covered sunflower seeds? Draco: *sniff* Ch-chocolate? Sirius: Yeah, look, see? You want some? Draco: Y-yes... Sirius: Here! Don't worry, we'll find your Puffy! Draco: *snuffle* O-okay... Thanks... *takes some seeds* James: Finally... Jeez...
((Er... I didn't know what to write for everyone else...))
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