Post by Gwenetta on Jan 24, 2007 23:19:58 GMT -5
Monica Rose Babbings is an idiot. A beautiful, sexy, babe, idiot. One could call her an airhead... or worse. When ultra-creep Gerald Montgumery Wellington, who also happens to be ultra-rich, catches his eye upon her, he knows he can't let her go. She's gorgeous, rich (but not as rich as him), easily manipulated, and someone his mother may approve of. He asks to be her boyfriend. She says yes. The trouble begins.
When Monica's friends learn of this, at one of their many sleep-overs, they immediately tell her to dump him. He's a creep! A jerk! A pervert! A stalker! ...and anything thing else you can imagine. Gerald, who happens to be looking in through the second-story window (cameras, of course) is greatly angered. He has these "friends" murdered. Well, no. He plans this until he hear them start to talk, deeply and privately. Then he realizes that these "sleepovers" are great ways to procure information regarding his love. Monica hardly says anything about herself, usually choosing to gossip about others. However, when her friends exclaim "Isn't manga cool? Yeah!" and start telling each other about whose favorite chara is whose, Monica says in completely oblivion, "Oh, yeah! I like that one too!" Even though she's never touched a book in her life. She does read fashion magazines, though. How she got such wonderful friends is a mystery to even the plot-writer.
The next day, at their private high school, Monica, surrounded by her friends as always, approaches Gerald. She tells him she's dumping him. When he tries to plead otherwise, her friends butt in, telling him to back off and leave Monica alone. But that wont happen. He'll still stalk her. And keep his cameras on her.
As Gerald is driving home to his mansion in his limo, he starts thinking about Monica's sleepover. He imagines them in skimpy lingerie, with their hair flying loose. They start a pillow fight, and the overly stuffed pillows burst again the women's bosoms... Suddenly, Gerald has no idea where he is. Did he drive this far out of town? Lucky for him, he didn't crash. So, he drives along, scared, lost, and trying to find his way back. Hookers swivel their hips as they stand on corners of the sidewalk. Rough folk, gang folk sneer at him and flash inappropriate signs. Crazy people yell on corners about the Apocalypse. Gerald slams on the breaks as a man jumps in front of his car, shrieking incomprehensible words.
"Riiiiiiiiiich! Riiiiich! You are RICH!!! I see you're driving a limo!! And you wear a uniform for some rich kid school!! Am I right?! I AM right! I'm RIGHT! I'M RIGHT!!"
Gerald locks the car's doors.
"NOOOOOOOOO! No wait! NO WAIT! Nowaitnowaitnowait!!! I am smart, see? I am a scientist! Scientist!! I can make your wildest DREAAAAMS come truuue!!!"
Gerald raises his eyebrow.
"Really! I can do what most people think is MAGIC! I can travel through time! I can turn water into wine! I can make you a philosophers stooone! I can make fantasy come to liiife! I can--"
Gerald interrupts, "What was that?"
"Fantasy... I can make it come to life! That interests you, yes? YES?? You want to see Howdy-Doody (old TV show) right before your very eyes, yeeees?"
Gerald responds slowly, "...yes..."
"I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
Gerald narrows his eyes. "And how much would I have to pay you?"
"NOTHING!!!! All you have to do is fund my research, yes! That is all! That is aaaall!!! Yes?! All!"
Gerald unlocks the back door. "Get in. Now, do you know the way back to LA?"
"This is LA, Massssssssster..."
Gerald scowls, "I meant the RICH part of LA."
"Oh, yessssssssssssss, Masssssssster..."
And so, they make their way to Gerald's Mansion.
Dr. Man (the scientist's supposed name) is displeased and commands that Gerald immediately build a secret base. So, on Gerald's secret vacation island, somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, in the center of a ring of very tall mountains, his giant base in built. A titanium dome tops the mountain ring, making entrance, seemingly impossible.
So how does Gerald plan to get Monica back? Oh, bribing her with being able to live with her favorite charas. He'll brainwash them to follow him, so that her NEW friends are all under his control...
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When Monica's friends learn of this, at one of their many sleep-overs, they immediately tell her to dump him. He's a creep! A jerk! A pervert! A stalker! ...and anything thing else you can imagine. Gerald, who happens to be looking in through the second-story window (cameras, of course) is greatly angered. He has these "friends" murdered. Well, no. He plans this until he hear them start to talk, deeply and privately. Then he realizes that these "sleepovers" are great ways to procure information regarding his love. Monica hardly says anything about herself, usually choosing to gossip about others. However, when her friends exclaim "Isn't manga cool? Yeah!" and start telling each other about whose favorite chara is whose, Monica says in completely oblivion, "Oh, yeah! I like that one too!" Even though she's never touched a book in her life. She does read fashion magazines, though. How she got such wonderful friends is a mystery to even the plot-writer.
The next day, at their private high school, Monica, surrounded by her friends as always, approaches Gerald. She tells him she's dumping him. When he tries to plead otherwise, her friends butt in, telling him to back off and leave Monica alone. But that wont happen. He'll still stalk her. And keep his cameras on her.
As Gerald is driving home to his mansion in his limo, he starts thinking about Monica's sleepover. He imagines them in skimpy lingerie, with their hair flying loose. They start a pillow fight, and the overly stuffed pillows burst again the women's bosoms... Suddenly, Gerald has no idea where he is. Did he drive this far out of town? Lucky for him, he didn't crash. So, he drives along, scared, lost, and trying to find his way back. Hookers swivel their hips as they stand on corners of the sidewalk. Rough folk, gang folk sneer at him and flash inappropriate signs. Crazy people yell on corners about the Apocalypse. Gerald slams on the breaks as a man jumps in front of his car, shrieking incomprehensible words.
"Riiiiiiiiiich! Riiiiich! You are RICH!!! I see you're driving a limo!! And you wear a uniform for some rich kid school!! Am I right?! I AM right! I'm RIGHT! I'M RIGHT!!"
Gerald locks the car's doors.
"NOOOOOOOOO! No wait! NO WAIT! Nowaitnowaitnowait!!! I am smart, see? I am a scientist! Scientist!! I can make your wildest DREAAAAMS come truuue!!!"
Gerald raises his eyebrow.
"Really! I can do what most people think is MAGIC! I can travel through time! I can turn water into wine! I can make you a philosophers stooone! I can make fantasy come to liiife! I can--"
Gerald interrupts, "What was that?"
"Fantasy... I can make it come to life! That interests you, yes? YES?? You want to see Howdy-Doody (old TV show) right before your very eyes, yeeees?"
Gerald responds slowly, "...yes..."
"I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
Gerald narrows his eyes. "And how much would I have to pay you?"
"NOTHING!!!! All you have to do is fund my research, yes! That is all! That is aaaall!!! Yes?! All!"
Gerald unlocks the back door. "Get in. Now, do you know the way back to LA?"
"This is LA, Massssssssster..."
Gerald scowls, "I meant the RICH part of LA."
"Oh, yessssssssssssss, Masssssssster..."
And so, they make their way to Gerald's Mansion.
Dr. Man (the scientist's supposed name) is displeased and commands that Gerald immediately build a secret base. So, on Gerald's secret vacation island, somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, in the center of a ring of very tall mountains, his giant base in built. A titanium dome tops the mountain ring, making entrance, seemingly impossible.
So how does Gerald plan to get Monica back? Oh, bribing her with being able to live with her favorite charas. He'll brainwash them to follow him, so that her NEW friends are all under his control...
~*~
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